3D Realistic Textured Vagina And Clit Blowjob Machines by BestVibe – A Review

It’s time again for a new sex toy review! I’ve found myself really enjoying writing these for reasons other than the obvious. Of course, I do love the obvious reasons too. But in doing so, I’ve learned quite a bit about myself as a sexual person, what gives me pleasure, and redefining what it means to know what I like. As I do more and more of these, I learn more and more about what I’m using. As for this product, I thought I was going to like it, and was quite disappointed with what I got. Sorry to say, this will not be a good review.

#FantasySmutFriday – Week 70

Friends and beautiful humans of smut, welcome to this week’s #FantasySmutFriday challenge! Each week, I’ll present a new writing prompt based on a fantasy, and you’ll have one week to craft a flash story(~1,000 words, it’s up to you) that fulfills this fantasy. The plot, events, characters, and twists are all up to you, so long as it brings the fantasy to life.

Smutathon Slam tonight!!

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With this year’s Smutathon event steadily approaching, the committee behind the event is about to open the doors to our first ever Smutathon Slam!! Several weeks ago, we just gotten together on Zoom to celebrate the announcement of the organization we would be supporting this year, Endometriosis UK, as well as opening up for starting donations.

#FantasySmutFriday – Week 69

Friends and beautiful humans of smut, welcome to this week’s #FantasySmutFriday challenge! Each week, I’ll present a new writing prompt based on a fantasy, and you’ll have one week to craft a flash story(~1,000 words, it’s up to you) that fulfills this fantasy. The plot, events, characters, and twists are all up to you, so long as it brings the fantasy to life.

But first, the entries for last week’s prompt: “A locked door”

Part 9: “The disappearance of Emily Bennet” by Brigit Delaney

The new prompt for this week is:

Sweet denial

-Submitted by Charlton Tod

woman-4304551_1920This could mean a lot of things to different people. A source of your desire. Something that makes you hunger as it stimulates your senses. You want to move forward and indulge, but something prevents you. It could be you weren’t given permission, it could be a restraint of a physical or mental kind, or even a barrier. Details are up to you, so long as something desired has been denied to your character.

What you should do now:

  1. Craft your own sexy story that fulfills this fantasy, and post it to your site, or to a place where you can post it, along with the tag #FantasySmutFriday.
  2. (optional) Use the image provided in this post as a badge for your story, to let your readers know you’re taking part in this challenge.
  3. Comment on this post with a link to your story. And a link to this post from your own, if you can.
  4. In the following week’s post, I’ll provide links to all of the stories from the previous week so you can read them all!

If you’d like to provide one of your own fantasies to be used in a future #FantasySmutFriday prompt, you can leave it here as a comment as well. But if you’d instead not share it publicly, you can email it to me directly at Charltontod@outlook.com, and your fantasy can be shared anonymously. If you would like, there’s also a mailing list you can sign up for exclusively for future prompts.fantasysmutfriday

Indulge (part 1) by Violet Grey – An Audio Story

Several weeks ago, I wanted to move towards doing more audio erotica on this blog, but changed my mind after hearing my voice. No one likes to hear their voice, but I thought I sounded really dull. However, after I read one of my stories for the Smutathon 2020 launch party last night, I was really humbled to see how many nice things people had to say. If not for all of them, I might not have decided to try this again. So, thank you. All of you!

This story was originally written by my lovely and talented friend and fellow smut writer, Violet Grey. With her permission, I recorded an audio story of her original work, Indulge (part 1), which you can read the full story, and find more of her work, in the link below. Enjoy!

Indulge (part 1) by Violet Grey

#FantasySmutFriday – Week 68

Friends and beautiful humans of smut, welcome to this week’s #FantasySmutFriday challenge! Each week, I’ll present a new writing prompt based on a fantasy, and you’ll have one week to craft a flash story(~1,000 words, it’s up to you) that fulfills this fantasy. The plot, events, characters, and twists are all up to you, so long as it brings the fantasy to life.

The new prompt for this week is:

A locked door

-Submitted by Charlton Tod

church-828640_1920What lies behind that locked door? Why is it that you’re free to open any other door and explore any room you like, but not this one? What does your mysterious host keep in there? What do they use the room for? Once you look through the keyhole, will you be satisfied with just looking? Or would you like to step inside?

What you should do now:

  1. Craft your own sexy story that fulfills this fantasy, and post it to your site, or to a place where you can post it, along with the tag #FantasySmutFriday.
  2. (optional) Use the image provided in this post as a badge for your story, to let your readers know you’re taking part in this challenge.
  3. Comment on this post with a link to your story. And a link to this post from your own, if you can.
  4. In the following week’s post, I’ll provide links to all of the stories from the previous week so you can read them all!

If you’d like to provide one of your own fantasies to be used in a future #FantasySmutFriday prompt, you can leave it here as a comment as well. But if you’d instead not share it publicly, you can email it to me directly at Charltontod@outlook.com, and your fantasy can be shared anonymously. If you would like, there’s also a mailing list you can sign up for exclusively for future prompts.fantasysmutfriday

#FantasySmutFriday – Week 67

Ladies and gentlemen of smut, welcome to this week’s #FantasySmutFriday challenge! Each week, I’ll present a new writing prompt based on a fantasy, and you’ll have one week to craft a flash story(~1,000 words, it’s up to you) that fulfills this fantasy. The plot, events, characters, and twists are all up to you, so long as it brings the fantasy to life.

First, let’s check out the entries for last week’s prompt: “Happy just to watch”

“Watch me” by Violet Grey

The new prompt for this week is:

Strangers on a train

-Submitted by Charlton Tod

train-2565167_1920You never know who you’re going to meet in your day-to-day life. Maybe you get a customer or client who’s especially cute, or makes you laugh, or bite your lip when you look at them. But let’s suppose the meeting place is on a train. The reason and encounter are up to you!

What you should do now:

  1. Craft your own sexy story that fulfills this fantasy, and post it to your site, or to a place where you can post it, along with the tag #FantasySmutFriday.
  2. (optional) Use the image provided in this post as a badge for your story, to let your readers know you’re taking part in this challenge.
  3. Comment on this post with a link to your story. And a link to this post from your own, if you can.
  4. In the following week’s post, I’ll provide links to all of the stories from the previous week so you can read them all!

If you’d like to provide one of your own fantasies to be used in a future #FantasySmutFriday prompt, you can leave it here as a comment as well. But if you’d instead not share it publicly, you can email it to me directly at Charltontod@outlook.com, and your fantasy can be shared anonymously. If you would like, there’s also a mailing list you can sign up for exclusively for future prompts.fantasysmutfriday

#FantasySmutFriday – Week 66

Ladies and gentlemen of smut, welcome to this week’s #FantasySmutFriday challenge! Each week, I’ll present a new writing prompt based on a fantasy, and you’ll have one week to craft a flash story(~1,000 words, it’s up to you) that fulfills this fantasy. The plot, events, characters, and twists are all up to you, so long as it brings the fantasy to life.

First, let’s check out the entries for last week’s prompt: “Eploring something new, broadening horizons”

“Daisy on Display” by Lascivious Lucy

The new prompt for this week is:

Happy just to watch.

-Submitted by Charlton Tod

portrait-5222356_1920Voyeurism and exhibitionism isn’t anything new. Even the most vanilla of us get a thrill off watching a couple in action, or having eyes on you while you fuck. What perspective do you get to be a third-party observer? What goes through your mind when you see someone watching you in such erotic bliss?

What you should do now:

  1. Craft your own sexy story that fulfills this fantasy, and post it to your site, or to a place where you can post it, along with the tag #FantasySmutFriday.
  2. (optional) Use the image provided in this post as a badge for your story, to let your readers know you’re taking part in this challenge.
  3. Comment on this post with a link to your story. And a link to this post from your own, if you can.
  4. In the following week’s post, I’ll provide links to all of the stories from the previous week so you can read them all!

If you’d like to provide one of your own fantasies to be used in a future #FantasySmutFriday prompt, you can leave it here as a comment as well. But if you’d instead not share it publicly, you can email it to me directly at Charltontod@outlook.com, and your fantasy can be shared anonymously. If you would like, there’s also a mailing list you can sign up for exclusively for future prompts.fantasysmutfriday

#FantasySmutFriday – Week 65

Ladies and gentlemen of smut, welcome to this week’s #FantasySmutFriday challenge! Each week, I’ll present a new writing prompt based on a fantasy, and you’ll have one week to craft a flash story(~1,000 words, it’s up to you) that fulfills this fantasy. The plot, events, characters, and twists are all up to you, so long as it brings the fantasy to life.

The new prompt for this week is:

Exploring something new, Broadening horizons

-Submitted by Charlton Tod

girl-5150068_1920Have you ever thought about doing something different? Have you had suspicions that the couple next door is into something kinky, but the thought has you feeling excited or curious? How do you find the courage to approach someone and tell them that you want to know what it’s like? How do your expectations compare to the experience itself?

What you should do now:

  1. Craft your own sexy story that fulfills this fantasy, and post it to your site, or to a place where you can post it, along with the tag #FantasySmutFriday.
  2. (optional) Use the image provided in this post as a badge for your story, to let your readers know you’re taking part in this challenge.
  3. Comment on this post with a link to your story. And a link to this post from your own, if you can.
  4. In the following week’s post, I’ll provide links to all of the stories from the previous week so you can read them all!

If you’d like to provide one of your own fantasies to be used in a future #FantasySmutFriday prompt, you can leave it here as a comment as well. But if you’d instead not share it publicly, you can email it to me directly at Charltontod@outlook.com, and your fantasy can be shared anonymously. If you would like, there’s also a mailing list you can sign up for exclusively for future prompts.fantasysmutfriday

“Level Up” series by Alexa Sommers – A Review

I hope everyone is doing well during this tumultuous time. It’s been tough trying to stay productive and positive, but I want you to know you can accomplish what you set out for on your own time. As for me, I decided I can either stare at the computer sipping coffee and chewing on cookies & cream Pocky, or I can read something worth reviewing.

To that endeavor, I took to Twitter to see what my smut-writing friends are currently talking about. Alexa Sommers had recently released a new series and it was already getting a lot of great reviews. So, I purchased a copy of “Level Up: Level One” and got comfy to read it. Needless to say, two hours later, I went ahead and purchased Levels Two, Three, Four, and pre-ordered Five. As this is a novella series not meant to be read as a stand-alone story, I’ll be writing this review on the series as a whole.

   “Careful what you offer,” said Janie. “The DM is a sadistic bastard.”
   “An SB DM?” asked Suzie. “Sorry Stacie, those are the right initials but in the wrong order.”

Let me say right off the bat that I loved the “Level Up” series for a number of reasons. Alexa is very clearly comfortable embracing her inner geek and melding it with playful sexuality in this hot tale. There’s so much to enjoy from a cast of characters with diverse personalities, comedic moments with eye-roll-inducing pop culture references, and no shortage of sexy encounters. And, as a Dungeon Master, I found it very easy to relate to the lead character. That might make me a bit biased, but I assure you it’s not a requirement for enjoying this series. Even if you’re not familiar with references, Alexa does pretty well to keep the reader informed of its source.

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“Level Up” tells the story of a group of friends who have been meeting up for game night every week for a long time, and find themselves in a rut. Through a series of circumstances, Dillon Strands finds himself getting involved with a rather eccentric woman from his class with pink and green hair, Suzie Andrews. What follows is a series of events that string into a change in Dillon’s life that he never expected, nor thought possible. It may have begun innocently enough, but he learns of a hidden potential he possesses, yet was unaware he had until he meets his new Pathfinder group.

   Dillon smiled. “I do believe the succubus is attempting to cast charm. My will is strong but I have no desire to resist.”

“Level One: Headshot” kicks things off by giving readers a proper introduction to the characters involved as well as establish a strong start to the main plot. The reader is given an idea of a mediocrity that many of us may come to expect, and then with one single, risky move throws it entirely for a loop. Dillon becomes increasingly popular with the members of his Pathfinder group, and eventually, to others outside that group as well. His schedule goes from humdrum to having a different sexual adventure on a near-daily basis.

   “Well, regardless, thank you. No matter the terms society may place upon you, to me you are just a beautiful lady, worth knowing.”
“Awe, I bet you say that to all the girls that introduce themselves by sliding onto your cock,” she laughed.

It’s worth saying that one of its most defining features is that it is perfectly complex, in my opinion. What I mean by this is how it contains a healthy serving of smut, but doesn’t rely too much on erotic content. Many stories I read focus on erotic scenes as the bulk of the plot and leave little left to human interaction and experience that gives meaning to the intimacy. Alexa Sommers has managed to wonderfully illustrate the human connection we look for in those we care about, and that makes each character feel that much more real to the reader. Alexa prefers to write stories that take their time getting to the action so we may savor it all the more.

There’s romance, there are connections to a variety of people, there are events that make it feel more within our world, there’s conflict, opportunity, a life and a personality found in everyone. From the lead roles to the supporting ones, heck, even tertiary characters have a life you can learn more about. But most importantly, it’s a story about trauma and the difficult path towards healing. How we adjust, how to move on, and the people in our lives we open up to. My favorite stories are those that can still stand alone as great stories, even if every sex scene is removed.

Despite the eye-rolling and cringe-worthy comedy that makes “Level Up” a pleasant, light-hearted romance erotica, I whole-heartedly recommend you get the full collection and share some love with Alexa Sommers. If you’d like to get a copy, I’ll leave a link to “Level One”, as well as Alexa Sommer’s author page on Amazon where you can find the full collection. As of writing this, the full collection is available for print and Kindle, and I do believe it is currently being made as an audio story as we speak. Check her Twitter for more details, which will also be found below!

“Level Up: Level One” on Amazon

Alexa Sommers Amazon Author Page

Alexa Sommers on Twitter

Sitting with some of my feelings during the quarantine

No matter how many ways I think about this, or consider if this is the right time, or if I have waited long enough to process everything that is going on since the quarantine, I’m just going to tell myself, as well as all of you, that this is my state of things. It may turn out that I delete this post after a few days, or even change my opinion completely in a week or month or whatever. So, fuck it.

I tried very hard to sit with my feelings for as long as I needed to really understand where I am mentally and emotionally when I have the world separated from my life. To give you an idea, since the quarantine began, I’ve been let go from a job I have been dreaming about for years working in a restaurant that values my skill and ideas for recipes to be used on their ever-changing menu. My first day there, I was tasked with making a soup for lunch. No direction as to what kind of soup, just to create something using the wide range of fresh produce, herbs, and proper ingredients that didn’t arrive as mixes of some sort. I shared my ideas with them, and their first reaction was, “Tell us what you need and we’ll try it. If it works, we’ll put it on the menu.”

Losing that job in my first week was the first heavy hit to my ego since this all began. Now I’m practically forced to work at this mom-and-pop fast food place with two bosses who micromanage the fuck out of me and keep insisting that I add more of something until the styrofoam containers literally can’t hold anymore. No, I don’t mean ‘figuratively’. I literally mean ‘literally‘. But, I digress. This is just a small part of me.

This time I have spent stuck in my own head, living the same day and having the same conversations has forced me to confront some very real thoughts I have been keeping suppressed in the back of my mind for the sheer sake of modesty, a loose definition of politeness, and/or because I believed it was no one’s problem but my own. I have arguments that I no longer have the energy to deal with, and problems I have been tolerating for no one’s benefit.

I’m tired of not saying what I mean for the sake of pleasing others and not causing waves. I hate the fact that I continue to be a supporting player to someone else. I hate only being utilized as a means of making others’ lives easier instead of someone who has their own goals and skills to be recognized. I hate that I’m working in a job that is the equivalent of the high school ‘cafe’ serving fried and/or greasy food. I hate being micromanaged and having every step of my job inspected. I hate the people who equate ‘better’ with ‘more’. More sauce, more cheese, more breading, more potatoes, more bacon. This is neither creative nor clever! And I hate that the only difference between menu items is a single ingredient!

I hate myself for having friends that I don’t talk to and then asking myself why no one tries to talk to me. I hate that I don’t have any idea what to say to people, and worry I will either be very uninteresting or get stuck only talking about myself. I’m realizing that I am my own worst enemy, and it really is my fault that I feel left out or excluded. I hate that this has led to me being walked over, looked past, and discarded when I’m no longer to their benefit. I would love to be as opinionated and outspoken about how I truly feel, and I am completely in love with the people who are, but my knee-jerk reaction has always been to remain silent.

Creativity is absolutely taking a dive as I have been completely drained for several months. I’ve barely had the energy to work on #FantasySmutFriday, and will probably take this week off that project. It is killing me that I have projects and ideas just piling up, and many of which I haven’t even started yet. I know that’s common for a lot of creatives, but I’m starting to wonder if that may even be one of the causes of my block? It’s like I’ve forced myself into a bottleneck that won’t allow anything else out until I finish what has been screaming at me to finish. If you’re struggling to create something that used to feel easier, know that you’re not alone, and you are under no obligation to produce something as regularly as you already have been. I feel for you, and I am willing to wait for your creativity to return too.

And as I sit here and express my feelings onto the keyboard, letting it wash over me, I can feel the tightness in my chest getting looser. I feel a strange calm coming over me, and as I start to embrace the things I can change right now, I feel like I can start to take on the rest with this feeling that it can be possible.

As I said, I don’t know what this post will ultimately become. Whether it will be a temporary state that I will delete in the next few days, or I update my thoughts with new or different information, I have no idea. If this is somewhat underwhelming for you, I’m sorry I can only do so much at a time. If you’ve stuck around to this point, then I appreciate you taking the time to read this rant and get to know some of my feelings and things I’m struggling with.

#FantasySmutFriday – Week 64

Ladies and gentlemen of smut, welcome to this week’s #FantasySmutFriday challenge! Each week, I’ll present a new writing prompt based on a fantasy, and you’ll have one week to craft a flash story(~1,000 words, it’s up to you) that fulfills this fantasy. The plot, events, characters, and twists are all up to you, so long as it brings the fantasy to life.

The new prompt for this week is:

A brat who refuses to do as they’re told.

-Submitted by Charlton Tod

angel-4711828_1920This one is may be a bit more specific, but there is still plenty of room for interpretation. A brat can be a tease, they can provoke inclinations, even refuse to do as they’re told. But the goal is always the same: they play until they get what they want. What will you make of that?

What you should do now:

  1. Craft your own sexy story that fulfills this fantasy, and post it to your site, or to a place where you can post it, along with the tag #FantasySmutFriday.
  2. (optional) Use the image provided in this post as a badge for your story, to let your readers know you’re taking part in this challenge.
  3. Comment on this post with a link to your story. And a link to this post from your own, if you can.
  4. In the following week’s post, I’ll provide links to all of the stories from the previous week so you can read them all!

If you’d like to provide one of your own fantasies to be used in a future #FantasySmutFriday prompt, you can leave it here as a comment as well. But if you’d instead not share it publicly, you can email it to me directly at Charltontod@outlook.com, and your fantasy can be shared anonymously. If you would like, there’s also a mailing list you can sign up for exclusively for future prompts.fantasysmutfriday

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