3D Realistic Textured Vagina And Clit Blowjob Machines by BestVibe – A Review

It’s time again for a new sex toy review! I’ve found myself really enjoying writing these for reasons other than the obvious. Of course, I do love the obvious reasons too. But in doing so, I’ve learned quite a bit about myself as a sexual person, what gives me pleasure, and redefining what it means to know what I like. As I do more and more of these, I learn more and more about what I’m using. As for this product, I thought I was going to like it, and was quite disappointed with what I got. Sorry to say, this will not be a good review.

First off, a bit about the product itself. The 3D Realistic Textured Vagina And Clit Blowjob Machines has another long name that I can’t write unless I write the whole name (annoying, as always) rather than giving it a short, easy-to-remember nickname many other products have. The masturbation sleeve comes in an 8-inch plastic tube and features a cap to help keep the interior sealed when not in use. At the top of the device are two buttons, one that activates the vibration function and the other to switch the vibration mode to one of ten available settings. The vibrating device can be found tucked inside the soft, flesh-like interior made from what the website says is a mixture of silicone and TPR. The sleeve also features a realistic-looking vulva complete with labia and clitoris.

The problems I experienced first began at opening the white box it arrived in. Almost immediately after opening the sleeve and taking the cap off, I noticed a smell emanating from it. At first, I assumed it was a sanitizing solution applied to the product before shipping, which made sense as a couple things I purchased online were also sanitized prior to shipping. However, the smell has still not dispersed after more than two weeks. I’ve used it a number of times at different occasions and found it somewhat lacking. The textured interior is very un-pronounced, and will flatten completely if stretched making very little, if any, impact on pleasure.

The vibration function was a bit underwhelming for me. I’ve always been on the fence about vibration and will either ‘love-it-or-hate-it’, and this one didn’t make an impression on me. It has a noise level of ≦50db, which is great as noise tends to be a distraction for me, but that also tends to mean you don’t feel it as much either. So it ends up being a double-edged sex toy.

I really wanted to like this, and was wondering if there was any way to make this somewhat positive. That changed after I inspected it one day and found leftover residue from tiny bits of the soft material. It’s advertised as a mixture of TPR and silicone, but that is supposed to create a more viscous and durable material. So how is it that a little bit of lubricated friction is enough to start breaking it down? For reference, I use a lube that is water-based, paraben- and petroleum-free, and safe for bodies that may be a bit more sensitive to irritants.

I didn’t like this particular sex toy, but if you’d like to try it for yourself you can find it on the Bestvibe store page here.

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